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Rather Be Holding Bands Than Hands Anyway Hoodie
$58.99
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$58.99
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
No offense. Just priorities.
Hand holding is cute. Financial freedom is cuter. You didn't wake up and choose violence — you woke up and chose the bag. Quietly. Consistently. Without needing anyone to understand or approve.
Both hands free. Both hands counting. That's the whole story.
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend — heavy enough for someone with heavyweight priorities
- Classic unisex fit — comfortable enough for the person who stopped settling
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord — pull it up, tune out the noise, stay focused on the bag
- Pouch pocket — for your phone, your cash, your next move
- Tear-away label — no scratching, no irritation, no unnecessary discomfort in your life anymore
- Ribbed cuffs and hem — holds its shape like you hold your boundaries
- 8.0 oz medium-heavy fabric — built to last as long as the decision to choose yourself
Hands free. Standards high. Bag secured.