Rather Be Holding Bands Than Hands Anyway T-Shirt
Black / S
$36.99
Sale price
$36.99
Regular price
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Rather Be Holding Bands Than Hands Anyway T-Shirt
$36.99
Sale price
$36.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
No offense. Just priorities.
Hand holding is cute. Financial freedom is cuter. You're not heartless — you just did the math and the bag came out on top every single time. No drama. No explaining. Just a quiet decision to stop reaching for the wrong things.
The shirt says it so you don't have to.
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton — solid enough for someone with solid priorities
- Relaxed fit — unbothered fit for an unbothered person
- Garment-dyed fabric — soft, easy, no complications. Just like your life now.
- Pre-shrunk so the only thing shrinking is your patience for people who aren't the bag
- Double-needle stitching throughout — more committed than anyone you've dated recently
- No side seams — holds its shape like you hold your standards
- Sewn-in label — clean, no drama, no scratching
Both hands free. Both hands counting.