I Told My Mom About Us Hoodie
S / Sport Grey
$58.99
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$58.99
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I Told My Mom About Us Hoodie
$58.99
Sale price
$58.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
That's serious.
You don't just tell your mom about anyone. Your mom has opinions. Your mom remembers everything. Your mom will ask about them at every family dinner for the next three years regardless of what happens. Telling your mom means you believed in it. Telling your mom means you were all in.
This hoodie is for everyone who told their mom and then had to explain the update.
- Heavyweight 8.0 oz cotton-poly blend — built to survive what came after
- Classic unisex fit — looks good on the hopeful and the healed
- Double-lined hood for when you need to hide from your mom's follow up questions
- Front pouch pocket for your phone, your excuses, and the screenshots
- Tear-away label. No scratching. No remnants.
- Color-matched drawcord
- Ethically made with US cotton
Note: White variant may appear off-white. The relationship also wasn't what it appeared.