I'm An Astronaut. You're A B*tch. Hoodie
I'm An Astronaut. You're A B*tch. Hoodie
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Two facts. Zero debate.
One of us reached for something bigger. Trained for it. Committed to it. Left the atmosphere entirely. The other one stayed on the ground with an opinion about it.
We are not the same and the view from up here confirms it.
Wear it to brunch. Wear it to the cookout. Wear it anywhere the truth needs to be said without saying a word.
- heavyweight 8.0 oz cotton-poly blend — built for the ones who move different
- Classic unisex fit that works on everybody
- Double-lined hood because even the details go hard
- Front pouch pocket for your phone, your hands, or your unbothered energy
- Tear-away label. No scratching. No nonsense.
- Color-matched drawcord because we care about the small things too
- Ethically made with US cotton
Note: White variant may appear off-white. The audacity of it, honestly.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean