Money Never Broke My Heart Hoodie
S / Sport Grey
$58.99
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$58.99
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Money Never Broke My Heart Hoodie
$58.99
Sale price
$58.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
People will let you down. Money never has.
It doesn't leave. It doesn't lie. It doesn't need space. It doesn't come back different. It doesn't post cryptic things. It doesn't leave you on read. It just shows up, stays, and compounds.
This one is for everyone who learned the hard way what's actually reliable and made peace with it.
- Heavyweight 8.0 oz cotton-poly blend — built to last longer than any situationship
- Classic unisex fit — looks good on the unbothered
- Double-lined hood because even the details go hard
- Front pouch pocket for your phone, your keys, and your emotional unavailability
- Tear-away label. No scratching. No nonsense.
- Color-matched drawcord
- Ethically made with US cotton
Note: White variant may appear off-white. Unlike money, which is always exactly what it says it is.