Text Me When Ur Drunk So I Know I Still Matter Hoodie
S / Dark Heather
$58.99
Sale price
$58.99
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Text Me When Ur Drunk So I Know I Still Matter Hoodie
$58.99
Sale price
$58.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
We've all been there.
It's 2AM. The read receipts are haunting you. You're not asking for much — just one notification. One little "you up?" Just enough to know the situationship is still technically alive. Just enough to matter for five minutes on a Saturday night.
This hoodie understands you. Deeply. Personally. Maybe too personally.
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend — heavy enough to wear through the emotional damage
- Classic unisex fit — comfortable enough for sitting by the phone and pretending you're not
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord — pull it up when the notifications stop coming
- Pouch pocket — for your phone, your hope, and whatever's left of your dignity
- Tear-away label — no scratching, no distractions, just the waiting
- Ribbed cuffs and hem — holds its shape better than most situationships did
- 8.0 oz medium-heavy fabric — built to last longer than their interest did
It's fine. You're fine. Text back.